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I fish therefore I lie
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I Have The Body Of A God … Buddha
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Chess players “mate” better
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Constipated People Don’t Give A shit.
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That is so five minutes ago!!
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If you can read this, thank a teacher
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Don’t mess with Texas
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I will mess with Texas
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Don’t pray in my school and I won’t think in your church
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If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.
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Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
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If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
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Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
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If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
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Thank You For Pot Smoking.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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If At First You Don’t Succeed… Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
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Impotence: Nature’s Way Of Saying “No Hard Feelings”.
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If You Can Read This, I’ve Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken … Watch For Finger
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It’s Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
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If You’re Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
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You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
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The Earth Is Full – Go Home
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This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
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So Many Pedestrians – So Little Time
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
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Illiterate? Write For Help
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Honk If Anything Falls Off
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Cover Me I’m Changing Lanes
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
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Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
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If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You’re Doing It Wrong
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over… [Seen Upside Down On A Jeep]
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service – Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
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Necrophilia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.
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Ax Me About Ebonics
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel
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Boldly Going Nowhere
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Cat: The Other White Meat
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Caution – Driver Legally Blonde
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Don’t Be Sexist – Bitches Hate That
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Heart Attacks … God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.
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It’ll be a great day when our schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber
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Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost
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If You Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.
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Money Isn’t Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch
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Saw It … Wanted It … Had A Fit … Got It!
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My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.
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GROW YOUR OWN DOPE — PLANT A MAN.
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
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o you’re a feminist…Isn’t that precious.
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I need someone really bad…Are you really bad?
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

You know those stickers of turtles or stick figures or pairs of shoes placed on rear windows, one for each family member… It seems like every car now has them. Why is that? Is it a church thing? Was it featured on Oprah? Is it an option offered on new cars?
***** NOTE ***** If you haven’t seen the stickers I’m talking about, then don’t bother responding with a meaningless answer like ‘never heard of it’ or ‘wtf’. Save all of us a little time. Thanks.

Also, if you’re just guessing about what they mean (I’m looking at you, Darlene) then save it, because they are NOT fish, Christian or otherwise.
FYI, looks like this: http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=flip+flop+family+car+window+decals
Okay, D – good point.

Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits

GROW YOUR OWN DOPE — PLANT A MAN.

All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets.

AND THE GREATEST BUMPER STICKER EVER:

“POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED,
AND FOR THE SAME REASON”

ANF in an oval, meaning Allegheny National Forest.
Female symbol, “Feminism Spoken Here.”
“Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?”
“Kill Your Television.”
“Bare Feet Not Arms”
Nirvana with smiley face.
“Johnny Cash is a Friend of Mine.”
Grateful Dead, Steal Your Face skull.
“Union Pipe Trades Support Obama-Biden 2008.”
“Pro-Choice, Pro-Child, Pro-Family.”
“Mean Corporations Suck.”
“You May Say I’m a Dreamer, But I’m Not the Only One.”
“Independents Do it Without Chains. Support Your Local Independent Bookseller.”
“Bet on a Vet.”
Local recycling center’s promotional decal.
Rainbow.
“Save the Earth, So We Have Someplace to Boogie.”
Sublime.
“I Glow in the Dark.
“One People, One World, One Love.”
etc.

C’mon, folks, time to brag meaninglessly. What do yours say?

Here’s a picture of them stuck to the dugout wall in the background:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3BzXN4eoPjE/SQgxHBEMBdI/AAAAAAAABlU/H6esLiN0Cjs/s400/StadiumTraining.jpg

Has anyone else noticed them? I’d kill to get a FIFA.com decal like those lol

where can i get a decal of the gold viewer thing on the front of chief’s helmet

like this

I was following a blue minivan the other day that had one of those vinyl stickers on the rear window that had the name of a local kids’ soccer organization, a soccer ball, and the name “MADDIE #6″ under it.

Basically, this parent was advertising that they have a school-aged daughter who plays on the soccer team and wears number 6, and gave out her name. This is the exact kind of information that parents tell their kids not to share with strangers on the internet, but here they are telling the whole local area.

This same organization posts its game information online. Anyone can find out where they play. Someone could approach little #6 and say, “Hi Maddie! Don’t you remember me? I’m a friend of your mom’s. I drive a blue minivan just like hers. She said you might want to meet my dog, she’s in the car, come on.”

If I had kids their names would never go on my car, nor would any other identifiers like sports teams or jersey numbers. Is this too much risk?

I wanted to print some characters from my computer onto some sort of sticky clear paper and stick them on my windows. I know its possible i just don’t know what kind of plastic like sheet is called. can some one help me thank you very much.
I would rather do it myself i hate the mall.